Showing posts with label tell-all. Show all posts
Showing posts with label tell-all. Show all posts

Thursday, July 11, 2013

Getting to Know You: Rupert Charming, the original handsome prince (played by Channing Tatum)

He may not be the sharpest knife
in the drawer, but he's polished very,
very prettily.
I had a request to hear from Rupert, the crown prince and older brother of “Fairy Godmothers, Inc’s” leading man Jon. I thought it was only fair that I give him the same getting-to-know-you questions as Kate (which I borrowed from http://www.humorthatworks.com/how-to/50-questions-to-get-to-know-someone/).

*Minor spoilers*

What was your favorite food when you were a child?
Cake. The cook would make these enormous cakes for all the parties, taller than I was and big enough I couldn’t put my arms all the way around them. The adults never ate any – you have to try and not get fat when you’re a grown up – and so it would always be there after. Later that night, I would sneak downstairs and make a running leap into the side of the cake. It was wonderful.

What is one of your favorite quotes?
“Inner harmony can only come when our inner voice is in accompaniment with the outer representation of our truth.” – Dr. Abraham Sneefleupaicus

What’s your favorite indoor/outdoor activity?
Singing in taverns. I’ve learned most of the songs, and  the barmaids are always happy to whisper explanations for the dirty jokes I don’t always get the first time. Everybody’s generally singing along by the third song, and sometimes people will even use their tankards or axes to pound along in time to the music.  

What chore do you absolutely hate doing?
I thought about doing chores for a little while, but I decided they would be far too stressful.

What is your favorite form of exercise?
Riding horses. They never ask you for conversation or try to tell you boring stories, but they always neigh in the right places when you’re explaining something to them.

What is your favorite time of day/day of the week/month of the year?
Things are always more fun after it gets dark. The people who would usually yell at you have already gone to bed.

What’s your least favorite mode of transportation?
Walking can get very tiring very quickly, but I would still rather walk than get stuck in a carriage for hours with my grandmother. She keeps poking at me with her walking stick and asking when I’ll give her grandchildren.

What is your favorite body part?
I’ve been told I have a very heroic chin.

What sound do you love?              
Complete strangers all singing together, really loudly and probably off-key. It makes me feel happy just listening to it. 

To learn more:
http://www.amazon.com/Fairy-Godmothers-Inc-Jenniffer-Wardell/dp/0988649152

Thursday, June 20, 2013

Fairy Godmothers, Inc. responds to news of tell-all


Fairy Godmothers, Inc. released this statement:

We have received word that a woman from your world, who shall hereafter be referred to as the “author,” has written highly inaccurate and prejudiced reports about recent events at Fairy Godmothers, Inc. Though she is marketing it as a work of “fiction,” which our lawyers say will cause challenges should we try to sue her for slander, company officials are concerned that her grossly inaccurate statements about our procedure and employees may injure the company.
           
Fairy Godmothers, Inc. has never [this part of the document has been removed in compliance with the current gag order]. Kate Harris [this part of the document has been removed so that slander charges aren’t added]. The author never spoke to the company’s PR department, and obtained samples from the employee manual through unofficial channels.
           
Contrary to reports, Fairy Godmothers, Inc. is still accepting clients. Discounts may be offered in order to compensate you for possible delays or any other inconvenience.*
           
We remain committed to providing the ideal happily-ever-after to all our clients. If you have questions, feel free to e-mail us at fairygincorporated@gmail.com.
           
*Extra fees may be included in case of discounts.

Related stories:

Author Jenniffer Wardell gets an insider’s look at the sins and secrets inside the largest Fairy Godmothering company in the world: http://www.amazon.com/Fairy-Godmothers-Inc-Jenniffer-Wardell/dp/0988649152