Thursday, June 20, 2013
Fairy Godmothers, Inc. responds to news of tell-all
Fairy Godmothers, Inc. released this statement:
We have received word that a woman from your world, who shall hereafter be referred to as the “author,” has written highly inaccurate and prejudiced reports about recent events at Fairy Godmothers, Inc. Though she is marketing it as a work of “fiction,” which our lawyers say will cause challenges should we try to sue her for slander, company officials are concerned that her grossly inaccurate statements about our procedure and employees may injure the company.
Fairy Godmothers, Inc. has never [this part of the document has been removed in compliance with the current gag order]. Kate Harris [this part of the document has been removed so that slander charges aren’t added]. The author never spoke to the company’s PR department, and obtained samples from the employee manual through unofficial channels.
Contrary to reports, Fairy Godmothers, Inc. is still accepting clients. Discounts may be offered in order to compensate you for possible delays or any other inconvenience.*
We remain committed to providing the ideal happily-ever-after to all our clients. If you have questions, feel free to e-mail us at email@example.com.
*Extra fees may be included in case of discounts.
Author Jenniffer Wardell gets an insider’s look at the sins and secrets inside the largest Fairy Godmothering company in the world: http://www.amazon.com/Fairy-Godmothers-Inc-Jenniffer-Wardell/dp/0988649152