Thursday, November 28, 2013

Black Friday Deals at Fairy Godmothers, Inc.!!!

Black Friday Deals

Complete Packages

Swan Lake Package - Usually $180, today only $139.95!

Is there someone in your life who isn't quite graceful enough to attract a spouse? Have them transformed into a swan and watch the romantic opportunities flock to his or her side! Our Swan Lake Package includes a swan transformation, accommodations in an appropriately picturesque lake, and a Fairy Godmother to play the role of evil enchantress. As always, specific spousal requests cost extra.

12 Dancing Princesses Package - Usually $200, today only 119.95 a person!

Great for those families with multiple grandsons/granddaughters who aren't doing well socially! The 12 Dancing Princesses Package (can be modified for princes with an additional $20 per person fee) gives young people the chance to attend regular balls with mysterious, attractive strangers who may or may not be human. Note: This package is only open to those clients who can fill all 12 slots. Multiple clients may combine their purchase in order to meet package requirements.


Enchanted Thorns

Do you have a paramour who doesn't appreciate you enough? A sweetheart who won't take you seriously? Get them to prove their love by forcing him to chop through a wall of enchanted thorns! Enchanted Thorns kit includes starter seeds, instructions, and magic EZ GROW potion to ensure that the thorns reach maturity in 6-7 days. Disclaimer: Fairy Godmothers, Inc. will not be held responsible for any deaths or maimings that result from incorrect use of either the Enchanted Thorns or the EZ GROW potion.

To complete your order or learn more about Fairy Godmothers, Inc., visit either one of our fine retail portals. For more information, send us an e-mail at

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