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Thursday, August 22, 2013
Getting to Know You: Lawton, the Rogue with a Heart of Gold (played by Gabriel Mann)
This questionnaire is for Lawton, Jon’s best friend and a man who’s lethal with a witticism at 50 paces. As always, I stuck to the same questions for the sake of fairness (which I borrowed from http://www.humorthatworks.com/how-to/50-questions-to-get-to-know-someone/).
What was your favorite food when you were a child?
I was never a child. I sprang into being fully grown and magnificent in every way (and if you hear otherwise, it’s nothing more than a vicious rumor.)
What is one of your favorite quotes?
Well, I’m quite fond of several of my own bon mots, but I suspect that’s not what you mean. Barring that, I’ll have to throw my lot in with Oscar Wilde. “Always forgive your enemies – nothing annoys them so much.”
What’s your favorite indoor/outdoor activity?
I was under the impression that this was a family-friendly blog, darling. I will say, however, that my second favorite activity is watching noblewomen knock their husbands over with their ridiculous skirts. It’s far more soothing than bird watching.
What chore do you absolutely hate doing?
Chores are for people not clever enough to avoid doing them. Admittedly, some things are unavoidable, but that’s the reason we pay servants.
What is your favorite form of exercise?
Staying one step ahead of everyone else. Unfortunately, that’s often as challenging as trying to outrun a turtle, so I’ll sometimes have to give them hints simply to maintain a respectable level of challenge.
What is your favorite time of day/day of the week/month of the year?
Winter. The majority of nobility fear the cold, so they spend the season cooped up indoors making one another’s lives miserable. It’s like living in the middle of a constant theatrical production. I’m hardly ever bored.
What’s your least favorite mode of transportation?
The company and conversation can make any form of transportation at least tolerable. Jon, however, is the only person I will deign to go walking for.
What is your favorite body part?
My mouth. It can be used for so many lovely things.
What sound do you love?
Suitably passionate classical music performed by a truly talented musician. It’s a sound I hear rarely, but I cherish those moments when I do.